I'm pretty sure the ice cream's this way.
"Outdoor Survival Simulator"?
Sweet.
This room is so cool.
What's Dr. Grant doing in there?
Look.
Close the door.
Kids.
Very good. That's great. It's closing up.
Keep it open just a...
It's going... Oh, no, it's go... No, no.
It closed.
Good job. Shouldn't you be in bed? Seriously.
Are you waiting for Peter Pan?
I'm just kidding around. Tucker.
Could you back off the control panel a little bit? There are buttons on there
I really don't want you to push,
because...
I told you not to... Why didn't you listen to me?
Okay, that's it.
Summer, I want you to open that door. I want the rain to stop right away,
please.
You're making me very angry, children.
This is not funny. This is not...
What's he doing?
Press another button. Do not push button.
I told you, no button.
If you...
No more buttons.
Do it, Cindy.
Oh, nasty. Come on.
It is the emotional core that is missing in these children's lives.
...that magnetizes so you can't move.
Put your head against these little diodes and they give you
13 times the lethal dose
of Gamma radiation.
And that made you more powerful?
Dylan, they're not going to put you in here.
That's why I'm here.
To encourage your talents naturally.
Dylan, I'm talking to you. Where do you go when you fuzz out like that?
I...
You don't perchance get a little headache over your eye when you do that, do you?
Maybe.
Maybe?
Maybe.
Dylan, I got an idea.
I want you to think about Summer right now. Stand here and see if you can find her.
- But she's nowhere near here. - I understand that.
Trust your instincts. Go down this hallway in your mind and find her.
I'm in her room.
No, I...
I can see her dancing.
This is unbelievable. This is a real gift. It's called mind-sight.
Look,
these kids are going to need a leader. This team needs one.
And a leader is someone who can see the way.
I think that may be you.
And which one of the old team had the mind-sight thing like me?
- Oh, Marksman. - Marksman.
What happened to him? And your girlfriend, Ace?
They all lost their lives doing what they do, being heroes.
- Like in the comic book. - Yeah.
So this killer, Concussion... I thought that was all made up.
Some of it was made up.
So this maniac wiped out the whole team?
It really wasn't his fault. I mean, they made him into that.
He was part of the team?
- Yeah. - And you trusted him.
He was your friend, and he...
You don't know what you're talking about, okay?
Concussion was your brother.
His name was Connor.
Summer, what's with the necklace?
It was the last thing my parents gave me before they left.
I guess they couldn't handle my powers.
Can I...
I'm sorry, Miss Holloway. We couldn't find him anywhere.
Okay. Thank you.
All right. Well, we'll just have to proceed without Mr. Shepard today.
If everyone will open up their books...
Hey, sorry I'm late, but I had to get my gang together.
Make the measurements, guys. Don't be afraid to tickle them.
It almost looks like you're glad to see me.
No, no, I'm not... I'm not glad to see you. I mean, the children are glad to see you.
And, well, I guess if they're glad to see you, then I'm glad to see you. I don't know.
Okay. I'm glad.
- Go ahead. - Okay.
Well, anyway, kids, this is what we're going to do.
We're gonna continue your physical training,
along with your teamwork exercises,
but to complement your internal strengths.
- When do we get names? - We'll deal with that, but right now,
most importantly, I want to deal with the fundamentals,
and there's two fundamentals, control and execution.
Think about it. Control and execution.
Come on, guys. Follow me.
One. Two. Three.
Pull.
You all right?
He's invented a super fabric for Tucker.
Congratulations, Ed.
Yeah.
The coolest, strongest, best time you ever attracted or repelled something
because whenever that was, it was just...
Nailed it.
Thanks.
- I got it. - Yes.
Yeah!
Yeah, man. Nice job.
Well, how are they?
They're enjoying their victory.
- It's been quite a week for them. - Yeah.
Why the sudden change of heart?
They're becoming a real team, those kids.
And I didn't realize what an incredible team I had until they were gone.
And I'd like them to avoid that same mistake.
Nuts?
No. It's beautiful.
No, I mean do you like nuts?
Yes, please.
- There you go. - Thank you.
I think if we'd had someone who cared about us
and taught us to succeed as a family,
things would've been different for Connor, and certainly for the rest of the team.
Somebody...
Somebody like you.
I ain't cleaning that up.
Our only hope lies with Marsha and Zoom training the kids.
You can't be considering Gamma radiation
after what happened to Zoom's brother?
Concussion becoming evil was a horrible result.
He's coming for Zoom sooner than I thought.
And this is where he'll emerge.
These will allow you to see the dimensional rift we've been tracking.
He's more powerful than I thought.
You better have a plan that works this time, birdbrain.
Well, the kids will have to distract him
so that we can launch the sonic net I've designed.
The net will capture him in such a way
that it causes him to concuss back on himself.
- Is that our only option? - Well, if Zoom still had his powers,
his speed could create a mega vortex
which would trap Concussion and reverse the dark effects of the Gamma radiation.
How much time have we got?
Forty-eight hours. Tops.
Anybody home?
- Hi. - Hey.
- Nothing to wear? - How'd you guess?
Come here. Maybe I have something for you.
There it is. I knew it was in here somewhere.
Wow.
Pretty.
That's perfect.
- Are you sure? - Oh, yeah.
It's just one of many purchased for dates that never happened.
Turned out to be Ionely nights reading my comic books.
In between the crying fits.
It all started with my prom.
I always thought the prom queen should be the girl with the highest I.Q.
Now that would make sense.
Finally, a woman without a lab coat. We got a party now.
You know, I like having you here. Don't get me wrong.
But I'm not sure Cindy can handle the competition.
- This is really nice of you. - Well, they worked hard. They deserve this.
Look at Summer.
- Hi. - Hey.
So, where are you going dressed like that?
Why? Do I look stupid?
No, you look nice.
- Hi. - Hey.
- You like it? - Yeah. You look beautiful.
I thought your necklace looked a little bare,
so I made this for you in R and D.
For everything I see in you, and everything I don't.
I think your powers are wonderful.
I'm not that wonderful.
I mean, I just hope you're not disappointed
with what you do or don't see from here.
As long as I get to keep looking,
I guarantee you I'll never be disappointed.
Do you want to dance?
Yes.
Do you mind if we take these off? Because you are so...
blind.
Whoa. Let me put these back on.
No, it's okay.
You'll just have to move a little closer.
Still can't see you.
What the hey is going on here?
This room is off-limits.
Hey. Come on, Your Highness, calm down. You're going to have a stroke.
Look. Have a drink. The kids are just having fun.
The kids want to have a little fun? I like to have fun.
Kids, let's take a 10-mile run.
Guards. Holloway. Make sure it happens now. Move out.
Boy, for a straight guy, you're dramatic.
What's all this stuff? What are you doing?
Something I should have done long ago.
You're going to hurt these kids like you hurt my team.
To meet my standards, whatever it takes.
We'll be starting first thing in the morning.
Let's get cracking.
Hey, guys. Everybody. Get up. Come on. Get up.
Come on, gorgeous. Hop up. Sleeping's for wimps. Get up. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on, come on. There you go.
Everybody. Come on. Get up.
Hurry, before the guards see us.
Good, good, good. Figured you guys would be getting tired of sleeping.
Come on. Tucker, come on, buddy, get up. Roll that big potato out of bed.
Hit your light. There you go, come on. Get up, get up.
What's the matter with you?
What time did you go to bed last night? How tired can you guys...
All right. Somebody brush his teeth, get him in his outfit. Let's go. Come on.
I said let's go.
All right, all right.
What are you dressed as, Super-Poodle? What is that?
Where are we going?
Oh, neat. An electrical panel.
It's a secret electrical panel.
Quiet.
Come on.
I'm tired. Let's go back to bed.
- I'm hungry. - I'm cold.
Stop whining. Superheroes don't whine.
Where are we?
We are someplace where the cameras won't see us.
- Whoa, what is this? - Are we getting our names?
Finally, we get our names.
Wait, I thought you said names don't matter.
All right, all right. I was mistaken. You want names? You got to have names.
Chubby will now be called "The Incredible Bulk."
- Oh, dude. - That's stupid.
You, the bully, let's call you "Strong Girl."
- I want something pretty. - That is pretty.
- No, it's not. - Yes, it is pretty.
And for you, let's go with "Mental Chick."
- Mental Chick? - I like that.
- That is not funny. - Yes, it is.
- I think it's good, 'cause you're... - I like it.
That's terrible. You're not calling me that.
Yeah, Mental Chick and Invisiteen.
Whoa. No, that is terrible.
- Come on. You're Mega-Boy. - Mega-Boy?
- What do you call me? - Houdini.
- Houdini? - You know? He's always escaping stuff.
- Princess. - Princess.
- And she's Wonder. - Thanks.
All right, I give up. You guys want to name yourselves, you've named yourselves.
- Houdini. - Princess.
- Wonder. - Mega-Boy.
- Now we're a team. - Now we're a family.
And this family is getting out of here.
I'm taking you someplace safe tonight.
- But we're heroes now. - And we have names and everything.
I know you do. You have names, you're heroes,
but I think it'd be safer if we just got out of here.
Take the FE-12, we can use that and...
What's the matter, Dylan?
I'm in a hallway.
Stay out of the ladies' room.
Okay, now, I'm in a control room.
- What do you see? - I see Dr. Grant and Larraby.
Tell me they're wearing women's dresses.
There's frozen images on a screen.
I know what they're training us for.
What?
Your brother.
He's alive. He's coming back.
That's impossible.
Stay out of sight.
General Larraby, it is only a matter of moments before Concussion will be here.
At 8.59 p.m., the portal broke through the final dimension.
Wow. Just when I was beginning to like you.
"It's all for the kids, helping them cope, bring out what's best in them."
- What are you talking about? - Stop the innocent routine, okay?
What?
Jack.
That's when we deploy the sonic net.
What the hell's going on?
Right now, my stomach flesh is burning.
- Jack. Jack, can you talk to me? - Not now, Holloway.
Guards, get her out of here.
My brother is alive? Why didn't you tell me?
Well, you know... Is that a flock of birds or my car alarm? Hold on a minute.
We didn't tell you about Connor because you didn't need to know.
They're going to be heroes, Jack, and heroes always do the right thing.
You're going to send these kids up against Concussion?
They'll never have a chance.
Not the way you've trained them. Guards, take this bozo away.
One hour and counting.
I'm way too big for this. You can't... Guys...
You know, they're just a bunch of kids.
You can't do this.
Five, seven, and nine clear.
It's a go.
We're clear over here.
What'd you see?
They're prepping the Gamma-13.
Miss Holloway will stop them,
won't she?
I don't know, Cindy.
I don't know.
Well, I'm...
I'm afraid it's time.
I'm so sorry about this. Truly.
It's okay. We're used to being used.
I know there's nothing I can do to make this up to you,
except possibly...
Tucker.
- That was awesome. - Come on, let's go.
Can I help you, Miss Jones?
Put me down, Miss Jones.
Man, that is so hot.
You think so?
- Hey, not bad. Nice work. - Thanks.
Hasta luego, man.
I'll check this one.
I think he's...
- Where is he? - I think he's over here.
No. No. He's right here.
Hey. Somebody call for a rescue party with extra cheese?
Hey, it's about time. Open the door.
You want to do the honors?
Hey, maybe something like,
"Stand back. We're going to break the door down" could have been tossed out.
You know there's a little green button to the left that says, "Open"?
- You all right? - Yeah.
- Wait. Why is she here? - No, it's cool. She's one of us.
- What do you mean, she's one of us? - She blows.
- Yeah. - No, I mean she blows.
Come on. Show him.
So...
So you've got powers?
Remember I was kind of a weird child? That's why I came here.
Why didn't you say something?
This is, like, great news. You're like part of the family.
- Dudes. Escape, remember? - Right. Let's go.
I want this done as fast and efficiently as possible. Highest levels.
Yes, sir.
What's that?
What's happening?
Dylan. Open it up.
- What are you doing? - I'm saving the day. That's what I do.
Summer, get us out of here.
This is all wrong.
This goes there
and that, there.
Hey, Dylan, get inside.
Get inside.
Shut the hangar doors.
Oh, boy.
Summer.
- We're hot to go. - Yes.
What about Jack?
T-minus 10 minutes.
You got to drop me off here and take the kids someplace safe.
- We're not leaving you. - Well, then, wait here.
At least do that. Wait for me. Let me talk to my brother.
This is between him and me.
But we're family.
Believe me. I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
Yeah.
What am I doing?
Mr. Pibb, Jack's out there all alone.
He needs our help. Will you distract Concussion?
Please?
Connor.
My God, it is you.
Connor, it's me, Jack. It's Jack.
Nobody wants to fight you.
I just want to talk.
Wow.
- You got old, little brother. - Yeah.
Well, I guess I didn't have the advantage of
living large in some dimensional rift where I don't age...
Living large? Try alone.
Conscious only of being betrayed by you in that living hell.
Betrayed? You took out the whole team.
You shouldn't have tried to stop me, Jackie.
Jackie?
What did Mom tell you about calling me Jackie?
That was good.
Boy, that... That smarts.
Well, you certainly haven't lost your touch, brother.
Have you lost your powers, Jack?
Well...
You've got to stop doing that.
You have lost your powers, Jack.
Boy. Hey, are those new boots?
When you say lost my powers, I think if I really looked, I could find them.
This is even better than I expected.
Load up the sonic net and prepare to fire.
This is it, Jack. I've waited 30 years for this.
Pibb?
Wow. They must have really dragged you out of the mothballs, huh?
Steady.
Well, hope you got an army behind you.
Or a tiny girl in pigtails.
What is this, "Attack of the Pre-schoolers"?
These kids, they don't know what they're doing, Connor. This is between you and me.
- So this is the new team, huh? - Cindy, go back.
You just run up to the big bad guy all willy-nilly now? Is that how it goes?
Fire.
- Cindy, run. - No, no.
Zoom!
Cindy, are you okay?
Cindy, you're safe now. You're okay. It's me. It's Jack.
Please, Cindy, don't do this to me.
You're all right. Come on, Princess.
Princess? That's me.
Mr. Shepard, you moved so fast.
Yes, I did.
I knew it. I knew you hadn't lost your powers.
Guess I just needed a reason to use them.
Jack, I'm sorry. You were right, man. We weren't ready.
Yeah, yeah. Come on. You read the comic books.
Superhero secret, first plan never works.
Is that it? Is that all you got?
Not by a long shot, sonny-boy.
Stand back. No, no, no. Everybody, get back.
Load up the second net and prepare to fire.
That's a fantastic idea, sir.
I wish we had a second net.
Why, you fumbling, bumbling bozo.
Okay, all right. You guys, wait right here.
I'll be back in a second, give or take.
Just like riding a bike.
Is that it? Is there anyone else who can face me?
- I'm still standing here, you little twerp. - Sir, I wouldn't do that.
What's that sound?
- Hey, it's... - Jackie.
Actually,
it's Zoom.
- Suit looks good. - Nice suit, lizard-boy.
Let's play ball.
- Zoom. - Hey.
Hey, Connor. You kind of suck at this, don't you, dude?
Oh, no. He's going to miss.
Zoom. We have a chance to save him.
You must close the vortex.
Must save Connor.
No.
Connor.
Connor, the vortex worked this time.
Maybe you can use your powers for good.
I'm sorry, Jack.
Give your little brother a hug. Come on.
Yeah. I got my brother back.
- We did it. - Now that's what I call teamwork.
This is Connor. This is Dylan. Come on.
Welcome to the family, brother.
This is Marsha.
- Nice to meet you. - You, too.
- Hi. What's your name? - Cindy.
- Hey. Summer.
- I'm Tucker. How's it going? - Tucker, hi.
Somebody's going to have to drive on the way back. We've got the...
Can I? Can I drive?
- Can she drive? - Yeah, she can drive.
We got the FE-12 running again. Remember the old saucer from back then?
Oh, yeah. Where is it? Out there? Oh, yeah.
Hold it, Zoom.
What?
What are you going to do now?
You know us heroes. We always do the right thing.
Come on, Grant. We got work to do.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
It's Princess Rapunzel.
Whatever.
Whoa.
My prince.
That's my Princess.
Ready.
Go, red.
Go, white. Go, red.
Fight. Fight. Fight.
And so, Zoom was reunited with his brother
and a new Zenith team.
But they were more than a team.
They were a family.
Team Zenith.
Marker.
I'll try one time bigger.
- No, I'm kidding. - I'm kidding, I got it.
I'm quicker than you think.
We're funnier on TV. Maybe it's the screen size.
- Lf you went like this. - Rolling.
We like to poo in our pants
That's not in the script.
Look, dude, I don't know.
- I apologize. - No, I want to do it just like that.
These... Have a sensitive condition?
Who knows? You're the one who's supposed to say the stuff.
You're the one on camera. Who cares about me? Shut up. I'll do it.
These children have a... Are in a...
All right. Sorry.
And you want these little lunatics to be like me?
Now I've forgotten exactly what to say
because I was so in love with Courteney for just a moment.
Where's Matt LeBlanc?
Everybody.
We like to poo in our pants